Wednesday, December 12, 2007

He Said What???

From Liberal Values. (my comments in red):

The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007

10. “And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” –interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007 (Yes, Dubya, you sure did! Well done!)

9. “I fully understand those who say you can’t win this thing militarily. That’s exactly what the United States military says, that you can’t win this military.” –on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007 (Nope, can't win this military, it's not a prize in a contest)

8. “One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.” –on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (Working hard on that, are you? I think you succeeded. The health care is certainly not as good as it can possibly be.)

7. “Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.” –addressing Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit. Later, in the same speech: “As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year…” –referring to Australian troops as “Austrian troops,” Sept. 7, 2007 (Uh, where am I again???)

6. “My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007 (Yep, filled it right up. With hot air).

5. “You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 — 1976.” –to Queen Elizabeth, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2007 (Watch video clip) (Hey c'mon, she's not THAT old)

4. “The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear — I’m a Commander Guy.” –deciding he is no longer just “The Decider,” Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007 (Sure is. Wants to be Fuhrer)

3. “Information is moving — you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.” –Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007 (Is he serious? Internets? Sounds like LOLBush)

2. “There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (Stating the obvious...but aren't there a few other similarities? Can you spell "quagmire"?)

1. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” –on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (But you don't)


pygalgia said...

great comments.

Anonymous said...

From yesterday's Bushism:

"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."

- On The Opera Winfrey Show; September 19, 2000

Anonymous said...

Oops, that was from me.

Mauigirl said...

"The fallacy of humans." Profound!

TomCat said...

I read a medical article a while back that suggested that Bush's right and left brain were not properly connected. That would explain the lopsided sneer, the difficuty with language and the disconnect between emotion and reason.

Larry said...

Good find Mauigirl and one that exposes so much of this retarded monkey.

Mauigirl said...

Happy to share my little discovery!

Tomcat, I believe his brother is dyslexic and I wonder if he may be too. Is dyslexia caused by a right/left brain dysfunction?

pissed off patricia said...

Some people say he is smart. Ha! No smart person can say that many stupid things. And the thing is, when he says something stupid he doesn't even catch himself and correct it.

We have a man that is stupid and dangerous and he can push the big button at will. How scary is that?

FreakyNick said...

How can you tell when Bush is going to say something clueless?

His lips are moving.

Mary Ellen said...

And he keeps saying dumb things and we keep letting him get his way.

Mauigirl said...

POP, Nick and ME, couldn't agree more.

I can't imagine he possibly could be smart, the way he talks about things. I still can't fathom how this man became president.

Distributorcap said...

only 10!
i guess there are only so many bytes in cyberspace

Dorothy said...

Quagmire that was great..what a total disappointment to our country. It'll be a few years before this mess is cleaned up.

Dorothy from grammology
remember to call gram

TomCat said...

I believe it can be, but am not sure.