Mauigirl, three friends, and a Lebanese waitress.
Dialogue (as interpreted by Mauigirl).
Waitress to Friend #1: Would you like tea?
Friend #1: "Yes, please, with milk."
Waitress leaves. A few minutes later, she returns.
Waitress: "I'm very sorry, there is no milk. Do you still want tea?"
Friend #1: "No, thank you, not without the milk."
Waitress: "We have camel milk."
Friend #1: "No, that's OK, thanks anyway."
Mauigirl to Friend #1: "Maybe you should've tried it. How bad could it be? Of course, that's easy for me to say, I've never had camel milk!"
Friend #1: "You've never had chamomile tea?!"
Mauigirl: "Chamomile?! I thought she said CAMEL MILK!"
Hysterical laughter by other characters. (I was wrong, obviously).
Friend #2: "Will that be one hump or two?!"
More hysterical laughter by all four characters.
Hey, it was a LEBANESE restaurant. I thought they might import it or something. Aren't there camels in Lebanon?